Since real-life baby walruses weigh over 100 lbs, they’re hard for kids to carry. So we’ve made Wade nice ’n light, with 100% recycled foam bead filling. He floats(!), squirts water from his mouth(!) and he wants to party in the pool with you, be-goggled one. But if he takes a dive, let go of those tusks—walruses can hold their breath for a half hour, but we’re pretty sure you can’t. So do your loving family members a favor and don’t try it.